Snicker Snack

I am going to let you in on a little secret. You should buy everything that the sample person is giving out at Trader Joe's. I don't know if it ever Trader Joe's, or if it just the person at ours, but the samples are always the most delightful, tasty, unexpected things. They have Amy's number - she almost always gets whatever they are sampling.

This week, the sample lady was in full force. The sample was so good that not only did we buy it, we have gone back since to buy the stuff to make it 1000 more times. It is delicious and magical and I want to eat it every day.

(Note: If you don't have a Trader Joe's near you, first of all, I am very sorry. I suppose you could buy these same things at a regular grocery store. But why would you want to?)

Step one: Mix one bag of Shredded Cabbage with Trader Joe's Light Creamy Cilantro dressing. Notice the blurs - that is Amy's hand mixing super fast.

Step two: Open one can of black beans. Drain and rinse. Season with the juice of one lime and salt. 

Step three: serve on top of TJ's blue corn tortilla chips.

Step four: Hold me.

It is so delicious. Salty, crunchy, a bit of heat from the dressing, a bit of sour from the lime. Mmmmm...If you are feeling naughty, sprinkle a little cotija cheese on top. 

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Spring...time?

This is what most of our mornings look like. The boys wake up too early, we angrily shush them about 40 times (why do they have to run laps around the house while 60% off the house is still sleeping?) and eventually Lila wakes up (of course she sleeps in) and then comes into our room to watch Elmo or Clues Clues.

It has still been so cold here (notice the footie pajamas.) But today was the first day of Spring Break. And believe it or not, we actually saw the sun. I think it has been overcast for 85 days in a row. So even though it was still barely 50 degrees, we pretended it was spring.

Amy was uber-brave and took the kids to the zoo. If you have been reading the blog, you know that we are great fans of the Oregon Zoo. And Amy is a champion to brave it with all the kids by herself on the first day of spring break. (I got to stay home and be on the phone with dumb people that I work with.)

Lila thought it was great, but refused to ride in the stroller (she's that age, you know. The age where she gets 100% of what she wants because she screams like a terror when she doesn't.) Then she would get tired and want to be carried. 

Noel did want to ride in the stroller which meant Amy had to push it while carrying Lila. Also, Noel weighs 51.2 pounds. That's a lot.

 Jonah rode on the head of a stone lion. He's a trooper.

When they got home I was done working and Jonah wanted me to come out and jump on the trampoline with him. Since I weight more than 51.2 lbs, I usually try to avoid this activity. I will feel really bad when my jumping crushes the cheap steel frame of the trampoline. 

But I did go. I laid there and watched him jump for a while. But I have a disease. It is called the "If I spend more than 4 minutes in the yard I start getting driven mad by all the yard work that I see that I need to do." Do other Dads have this disease? As soon as I lay on my back on the trampoline, I saw the moss growing on the roof that I need to spray (which is the most annoying thing about living in Oregon.)

Summer is daunting to me. It is so nice on Saturdays in the winter that I don't have to worry about what the yard needs from me that day, and how much it will cost and how much time it will take, and how annoying it will be. I have a deep seated hatred of weed pulling left over from Saturday's spent pulling weeds at my Grandmas. Inevitably, we would pull things up that weren't weeds and then get in trouble.

I am committed to having a successful garden this year. A couple of years ago I built some garden boxes in the back yard. That may seem manly and impressive, but I got the instructions from a website called The Pioneer Woman. Somehow I don't think that is how my dad gets his how-to instructions. The first year, they did OK - nothing great. A few tomatoes. A few zucchini.

They were unimpressive. Then last year about half way through the summer, when all of our plants were spindly and anemic, I decided to buy a soil tester. Even though I had loaded the garden with organic compost at the beginning on the spring, the eternal rain her had washed all of the nutrients out of the soil. I might as well have planted the tomatoes in crumbled up Justin Beiber magazine. I bought a bunch of stuff, and doctored the soil and we saw some major improvement, but it was a bit too little too late. 

This year I thought I would get a jump start and start layering in nutrients now. All my hours watching Top Chef: All Stars has made me think that layering nutrients might work the same way Blais layers in flavors. The layered in flavors make for a more complex and nuanced dish. So maybe layered nutrients make for a more complex and...nuanced garden? Is this logical at all? Again, I don't think this is how my grandpa got gardening tips. So I grabbed one of the boxes I had bought during the great soil doctoring of last year. It was called Blood Meal. Um, gross. But it was high in nitrogen, which I guess you need if you are a plant. So I cracked the box open and sprinkled it on the dirt. And it smelled really rank. So I thought "What is in this blood meal?" 

Derived from: DRIED BLOOD!!! (emphasis mine.) Really? This is what it takes to grow a garden? Sprinkling dried blood on my plants?!? Isn't that sort of weird? Also, sorry ahead of time to any vegetarians who eat at my house. No, you don't have to eat meat. But you do have to eat tomatoes grown in a pool of blood soaked Justin Beiber magazines.

So despite all of the coming yard work (and that I sustained chemical burns and almost fell off the roof trying to kill the moss you can see running along the edge of the roof in that picture,) and despite the fact that not only do I have to pull weeds, but also sprinkle blood in the soil, I need more of those blue skies. Look how happy it makes the boys? And look how happy, and not killed, that moss looks?

I yikka da girl

Lila is fantastic. I remember after Noel was born and I was convinced that we were done having kids. I didn't know how we could handle another one. Our boys are amazing, but they are only 18 months apart and were (are) energetic and exhausting, and the idea of another child seemed like the thoughts of a crazy person.

But Amy knew that we were missing something and convinced me that there was one more baby for us out there. So we had Lila. And people warned me about how little girls wrap their dads around their little finger. And people, you were totally right. Lila is such a joy, and gets whatever she wants, whenever she wants it. Not because she is spoiled, but because she is nice and agreeable. We tell her all the time that as long as she keeps being nice she gets whatever car she wants when she is 16, and the boys will have to share my old Forrester, which is already 10 years old. You don't see a problem with that, do you?

Recently she has started talking more and more, and it is about the cutest thing on earth. First of all, she answers me when I talk to her (my boys have no idea that I am even in the room when I am talking to them.) She always says "Otay, da-da" when I ask her to do something. It's amazing!!! There isn't a discussion, or an argument about what is fair or not. Just agreement. Lovely.

Lately, she has started calling herself "The Girl." I have no idea where it started. But if she sees pictures of the family, she points to everyone and says "That's Mama. And Dada. And Donah. And Donah (Jonah and Noel are both Donah.) And the girl." Or if you point to her and say "Who's this?" she answers, "The girl." You would think that Lila would be a really easy name to say. And she probably could say it if she wanted to. But she likes being "the girl."

She also loves all of her Disney characters and knows all their names, except she calls Goofy "the Goof." Every time she saw his picture at Disneyland she'd point and say "The Goof!" It makes me think Goofy is a Mafia boss or something.

When I showed Lila this picture she said "The Girl! She's cold!!"

Lila also loves food. One would think that a child of mine and Amy's would genetically love things like reading, food and trashy reality TV. They all three love reading, and it is too soon to tell with reality TV (fingers crossed!!) but none of my kids, except Lila, like food. Jonah branches out a little bit more as he gets older. But not much. Noel eats white bread and cheese and must be fed additional calories and vitamins from angels while he sleeps because he is still alive. But Lila eats anything. Tacos, spicy enchiladas, pasta with sauce, salad, fruit and vegetables of all sorts, steak. All things my sons will not eat. It's astonishing. So I would like to tell all those parenting books that tell you just to keep trying stuff with your kids and eventually they will like it to go and suck it. (Is that acceptable language for a family blog?) Because we have fed all of our kids exactly the same foods and they all have varying degrees of pickiness.

Basically, she is the greatest thing that ever happened to my life. She's totally my favorite. Is that wrong to say? All you parents out there: you say you don't have a favorite child BUT YOU DO! Admit it. (You can post which child it is in the comments. Your kids will never read the comments on my blog. It is a safe place.)

Josh's Book Corner: February Edition

It is month two of my monthly reporting on the books I am reading. See January's installment here.
It's been a slow month for reading. Only two books to report on. I am about halfway through two books, so I am hoping for better numbers to report in March. If you want to be able to see at ANY MOMENT what I am reading and what I am planning on reading, follow me on Goodreads.

The Lost Conspiracy by Frances Hardinge
3.5 out of 5 stars. I am so confused about how to categorize this novel. It is technically a fantasy novel, but the fantasy elements, while part of the main overarching story, aren't that much a part of page by page events. And I think it is technically a YA book even though it is a complex, thought provoking story. It is a pretty unexpected anthropological study of a down trodden caste of people who are framed for a conspiracy that brings about an attempted genocide. The heroine, Hathin, in charming and plucky and brave and great. I would recommend it.
An Object of Beauty: A Novel by Steve Martin
4 out of 5 stars. I haven't read Steve Martin before, but found it to be a pleasurable experience. It is the story of Lacey, a woman who is making her way in the art world as a dealer. First of all, the book itself is an object of beauty. Great paper, beautiful prints of actual art inside. And I found the store very interesting. I know a little bit about art, but not much about dealers and galleries and trade, etc. It was fascinating. Good read.

And that's it. Are you disappointed? 6 out of my goal of 40 books for the year read so far. I will try and have more to report at the end of March. What are you all reading? Anything I should add to my list?